I dreamt that another Fantastic Four movie had come out.
Forest Whitaker had been cast as Mr. Fantastic. In addition to having stretch powers, he’d also been given super strength and had his genius-level intellect removed. Also, to disguise himself, he went around in whiteface. That’s right – a black Reed Richards wearing makeup to look like a white man.
As for the other characters, the Thing and the Human Torch had been combined into one character – a rock man with flame powers; there was no sign of the Invisible Woman anywhere; and Adrian Paul played Kryptonian Jesus. Yes, Kryptonian Jesus; he wore brown-and-tan robes over a Superman costume.
What a stupid dream.