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It would be pointless because the XP I'd gain from defeating you would be negligible.

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My armor class is too high for you to have even hit me.

Sorry to dissapoint your demons, but no feasting on me tonight.

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Sorry, Chaltab but before Dayv attacked you, I poured acid over your armor. It ate through the armor and rendered it useless.
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I would have known if you had done that, now wouldn't I?

*leaves, unwilling to arouse WarbHulk's Ire again*

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the acid attack confused your already confused mind, with the result that you had no idea you were being attacked.

also dead men can't leave
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You're right.


*Kills Warbler* ... Now you're stuck here.


Don't worry, I'll wish you back as soon as I can find a Genie willing to bend the rules.

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How can someone who is already dead kill someone else? Sorry to disappoint you Chaltab, but I am quite alive.
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That's a good question.
But enough about that. I know you're quite alive; I wished you back. Like I said I would.


On a semi-related note: Any word on Motti?

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
That's a good question.
But enough about that. I know you're quite alive; I wished you back. Like I said I would.


no, I'm alive because you never killed me. You never killed me because you are already dead. You are dead because I poured acid over your armor, it ate the armor and then Dayv attacked and killed you. Now do you understand?



Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab

On a semi-related note: Any word on Motti?


unfortunatly, I have heard nothing



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Originally posted by: Warbler

no, I'm alive because you never killed me. You never killed me because you are already dead. You are dead because I poured acid over your armor, it ate the armor and then Dayv attacked and killed you. Now do you understand?


*Scratches head* I thought we went over this one already.

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We did, but you did not seem to comprehend, so I though I'd explain it to you again.
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*Shakes head*

I kill you quickly without prefacing it with torture and wish you back, and you still insist that Davy actually hit me? Delusional!

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you are the one who is delusional.
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It can't be me... I took my pills today already.

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and.....what was in those pills?
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Dayv is right.

*reads warning label on Chaltab's bottle of pills.* It says: "WARNING: COULD CAUSE THE USER TO THINK HE OR SHE IS STILL ALIVE AFTER HE OR SHE HAS BEEN KILLED"

So that explains it!
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That only happens in Twi'leks and mice, though, Warbler. I am niether.

Besides, as I said, my armor class is far too high for Dayv to have hit me, no matter what he thinks about his Mangling skills. And acid is overrated.

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How many of those pills did you take today?
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MY RECOMMENDED DOSAGE!!!

The actual figure is undisclosed. Doctor-patient confidentiality and all.

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I think you've taken alot more than the "RECOMMENDED DOSAGE". What mad doctor recommened the dosage?
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That would be another one of those doctor-paitient confidentiality things the liberals were so quick to try and violate in the Rush Limbaugh drug case.

Political min-rant aside... at least my mad doctor is mad about the right sort of things. Doesn't get himself all worked up over Lucas's altering his movies or a few fart jokes in the prequels.

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fart jokes have no place in Star Wars nor do Lucas's changes. Tell me, you gave some of those pills to Lucas didn't you?
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab


...At least my mad doctor is mad about the right sort of things. Doesn't get himself all worked up over Lucas's altering his movies or a few fart jokes in the prequels.


Okay, now you've officially crossed the line Chaltab.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."