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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
ROLF. That's terrible, Ric.
My personal favorite; A man wanted to commit suicide, so he took poison, got a gun and a rope and tied the rope around his neck. Then he threw himself over a cliff high above a lake. So he would be drowned, hung, shot, smashed, and/or poisoned.
He pulled the trigger on the gun before the rope caught, but his aim was off... so he missed his head and shot the rope! It broke and dropped him in the lake where he got cold and threw up, losing the poison. Then, instead of drowning, he was rescued by some fishermen and taken to a hospital...
Where he eventually died of hypothermia.
Kind of like when they tried to kill Rasputin. Poisoned him, stabbed him, shot him, then finally threw him into an icy river where he finally drowned.