In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me
and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in
turn must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on
the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That f---ing Englishman put his hand on that
blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack that French pratt again."