That sounds like it might be an interesting thing to tackle with one of the high-q versions around. Perhaps re-edit it to those specifications to see what it's like in English?

Also, checking out the WMAR w/commercials DVD (thanks Rik!), it's not the broadcast with the classic "fighting the frizzies" news promo. I've got this on VHS an dI don't remember it looking all that terrible. I think it was the first bootleg of any sort that I bought, too. If anyone wants to make a DVD from that for the hell of it is welcome.

For those who have no idea what I'm talking about, check here and scroll down to the South Park heading. Read the last paragraph in the section. The promo itself is incredibly amusing.