Actually, they are. You’re just bitter 'cause he’s on the nose.
You have no sense of humour though!
For the record the only bitter folk on here are the resident spell checkers, hyperbole accusers ( who intrinsically in their constant defamatory replies are evoking such behaviour).This includes you and your bum chum TV thick.
Derogatory British slang is not going to fly around here. First warning.
http://originaltrilogy.com/announcement/Updated-OTcom-Forum-Rules-and-Guidelines-Applies-to-all-forums-including-Off-Topic/id/52717
But you’re allowed to say ‘fuck’. How contradictory! Which slang are you referring to?