MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE — Page 38

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Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 5-May-2005 11:52 AM
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Obviously the cloned descendant or grandchild was born/made before you killed her.

Author: Bossk
Time: 5-May-2005 2:45 PM
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Ummm... no.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Author: Warbler
Time: 5-May-2005 7:37 PM
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
That only works in back to the future. If it happened it happened. Don't you know the real world operates on Terminator's time travel laws.

But, if I killed the minion before he went back in time and revived you, you wouldn't get revived.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 6-May-2005 2:00 PM
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Well don't ask how it happened, just freakin' accept it!!

Now go fix the Blasted Motti-Signal before he dissapears forever!!!

Author: Warbler
Time: 6-May-2005 6:54 PM
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We don't need to fix the Mottsignal(tm) you are still dead and therefor could not have broken it.

*laughs and

at Bossk* (he will know why)

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 6-May-2005 7:45 PM
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Check my vital signs, Warb.

Heartbeat: 400 BPS

Pulse; 300 PPS

Bloodpressure: 800/190

All pretty standard and alive for my species.

Author: Warbler
Time: 6-May-2005 8:09 PM
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that is merely an illusion.

Author: sean wookie
Time: 6-May-2005 9:21 PM
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Dead Dead Dead.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 6-May-2005 9:38 PM
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You just keep your head in those delusions, guys.

Author: Warbler
Time: 9-May-2005 12:35 AM
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You are the one having delusions Chaltab.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 9-May-2005 9:45 PM
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THE MOTTISIGNAL WILL REMAIN LIT FOR ALL TIME EITHER TO CAUSE MOTTI TO RETURN OR IN REMEMBERENCE OF OUR BROTHER/FRIEND.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 9-May-2005 9:59 PM
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I'll go replace the bulb now.

Author: Bossk
Time: 10-May-2005 12:16 PM
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I'll go replace the bulb now.

Gracias.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 10-May-2005 12:18 PM
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De nada.

What wattage?

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 10-May-2005 9:20 PM
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1.21 GIGGAWATTS SHOULD SUFFICE.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 10-May-2005 10:50 PM
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Do you have any idea how much the electric bill of running a 1.21 billion watt-bulb would amount to? That's like One Point Twenty ONe Jiggowats every second! I don't even want to calculate that.

Author: Warbler
Time: 10-May-2005 11:05 PM
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we use a Mr. Fusion to power the light.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 11-May-2005 12:18 PM
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Oh. Then I'll get right to it.

*Installs bulb*

COME BACK MOTTI! (I refuse to challenge the Manglers in combat until they are back at their full strength.)

Author: sean wookie
Time: 11-May-2005 9:50 PM
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EVERYBODY STOP RECYCLING!

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 11-May-2005 11:09 PM
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Technically if we powered our stuff with our garbage, we WOULD be recycleing...

In a way that actually is worth it.

Author: Warbler
Time: 11-May-2005 11:42 PM
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Oh. Then I'll get right to it.

*Installs bulb*

COME BACK MOTTI! (I refuse to challenge the Manglers in combat until they are back at their full strength.)

There is no way you could challenge the Manglers in combat.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 12-May-2005 12:19 PM
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You're right.

I couldn't challenge you. It would be a waste of time and money. But mostly time. Mostly.

Author: Warbler
Time: 13-May-2005 12:44 AM
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I'm glad you finally realized that.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 13-May-2005 12:26 PM
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So you finally admit that the Manglers are not the threat the think they are?

Author: Warbler
Time: 13-May-2005 7:20 PM
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no, I'm saying that you are not the threat you think you are? And trying to challenge us would be pointless. You would be easily defeated.