My six-year-old just described what she believes the President’s job is.
Make decisions
Well he has made decisions, but they’ve all be bad decisions, so far.
Make new friends
I am sure he could make new friends if he wanted to pay them enough.
Be in parades
At the rate things are going if he decides to be in parades, he is liable to get booed have food thrown at him and perhaps protested try to block the and interrupt the parade.