"King arthur and his knights
had really some good luck
They found this girl on their castle,
And all she wanted is to... have sex.
She was from the future,
and now she's in the past,
This slutty girl will now perform
and have sex with all the cast, it's
Cumalot! Don't be shy, it's
Cumalot! Please do try to...
Cumalot! Let's get laid and...
Cumalot! My milady, welcome... tooo... Cumaloooot! Rated X!"