This got a laugh out of me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beDN-q3UcbY
I love that video. Found this gem in the comments, too;
“And the winner is… Woody Allen!”
“What? How can you do this? This is outrageous! It’s unfair! How can you be a world famous director, and not have an Oscar?”
“TAKE A SEAT, young Lucas.”