I already started guessing the jokes in a FB group:
Ends with a three-way between the Rey, Finn, and Poe analogs.
Old Kirk and New Kirk will fight somehow, while Uhura and Spock make out.
this is going to have someone who looks like Keanu Reeves kick a dog and shoot people in the head at some point, with the other characters yelling “oh shit, it’s John Wick!”
The small person they use in all their movies as Tyrion Lannister screwing a prostitute while drinking and shooting a crossbow.
The Stranger Things gang run into a scene, yell something, then run out.
Kylo Ren fires up his lightsabre and it’s hilariously a three pronged sex toy?
Supreme Leader Snoke on the toilet for sure.
BB-8 is just a soccer ball. But that’s actually kind of funny.
The Maz Kanata analogue is essentially Tyler Perry’s Madea, telling everyone they need Force Jesus.
The cantina band is Lady Gaga held up by wires.
Their Captain Phasma (Colonel Vag-ma, or some such shit) is Carmen Elecktra in a silver bikini and a helmet.
Randy Quaid makes an appearance as The Man in Black from Westworld.
Yes, Jakku is the old west, and it turns out they’re all robots, who could have guessed.
Our leads are hiding out in the Millennial Snowflake, when the true owner walks out, and who is it? But the Fast family and they start talking about family. Then something large falls on them
END OF JOKE
Doubles for all the principal actors begin body-popping.
What pop song is just old enough to include in a scene of Trump and Putin dancing?
“Happy”
I predict Ham Salad, the famous smuggler, will have plenty of things to say about the Millennial Snowflake.
And don’t forget the jokes about Hamilton, and how it’s just School House Rock for hipsters. Or. Something.
Just like a hundred lightsabers-as-dicks jokes
A tree will say I am groot. That’s it.
Also they will take a popular film set to be released around the time and insert something from the trailer in it.
Kylo Ren unmasks and he’s trump. That’s the joke. Oh wait, he mentions the Starkiller Base being yuge, and the rebellion is gonna pay for it.
The next time Kylo unmasks, no mention of the trump thing at all- instead Kylo’s a Shia Labeouf analogue who, after killing Han Solo (or I guess Hung Solow) picks up a fedora and puts it on- cue Indiana Jones theme because that’s still topical? He then says “My franchise now!”