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If you want lechery on you conscience, go ahead.

Then again, I might just build an efficient alcohol powered engine and sovle the world's oil crisis.!

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Then again, I might just build an efficient alcohol powered engine and sovle the world's oil crisis.!


Yeah, but then we'll be fighting even more at the pumps. Just think about the lines. Half the pumps taken up by people refueling their cars, the other half by people "refueling" themselves.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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I could insert just enough cyanide to kill a man. That way nobody would dare drink it unless they were suicidal or really desperately wanting to get wasted.

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True, but since alcohol is made from renewable resources, I don't think it should really be a problem.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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*a distress beacon goes off, a message says that Warbler needs help in the "Things we don't hate" thread*
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Doesn't anyone know his number? Call him up and talk briefly! (How much is long distance to East Europe, anyway?)

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Doesn't anyone know his number? Call him up and talk briefly! (How much is long distance to East Europe, anyway?)


Probably more than I wanna pay. Especially since I don't have long distance service. That would be one helluva local toll call.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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He's part of our circle called the OT.com with out him the circle isn't complete.
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Yes, it would be nice to have him back here.

I miss the Knee and Elbow blower.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
He's part of our circle called the OT.com with out him the circle isn't complete.


I know I'm doing fine as a temporary replacement, but Sean is right. We're just not complete. We need our Motti back.

* relights the MottiSignal (TM) in one last, desperate attempt.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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*Smashes the Mottisignal's lightbulb*


Oops...

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It's not smashed. You're dead, remember? No Leela's blood to use to save your life.

The MottiSignal (TM) is still alight.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Lets cement his grave this time!
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Thankfully, a minion of mine came back from the future with the blood of Leelu's great great great grandchild. I'm fine and now grave-free.

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*travels forward in time and kills the minion before he travels back in time to revive Chaltab* I guess you're still dead Chaltab.
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That only works in back to the future. If it happened it happened. Don't you know the real world operates on Terminator's time travel laws.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Thankfully, a minion of mine came back from the future with the blood of Leelu's great great great grandchild. I'm fine and now grave-free.


Ummm... if she's dead, how can she have a great great great grandchild? Nice try, corpse boy.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
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