Nope. You can thank my pothead parents who never had steady jobs
That explains why you never went to a movie before the age of 13.
and my utter lack of close friends growing up for that.
You don’t need close friends to see a movie.
The nearest theatre is beyond walking distance and I can’t drive, so. . . .
Bus? Taxi?
I’ve actually got a number of bus tickets saved up. These days, I suppose you could say I just lack impetus to go. Nothing modern Hollywood produces interests me very much, there are no arthouse theatres around here that I’m aware of, and there certainly are no theatrical re-releases of older films I’d definitely want to see on the big screen.