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ROTS: The SPOILER FREE thread

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It has been real tough to keep myself away from spoilers, and I’m sure some of you are going though the same thing, so here it is, I created a spoiler free thread, since half of “GENERAL STAR WARS DISCUSSION” threads are filled with spoilers now…

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Ric,

Thanks for setting this thread up. I've been reading less and less because of the casual placement of spoilers. I'm trying to know nothing more than what the trailers have told us, but sadly, I've inadvertently learned far too much more.
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How can anything be a real spoiler when we all know how Episode III will end?
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

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How can anything be a real spoiler when we all know how Episode III will end?


I would normally tend to agree. But there are little bits I've read about regarding the movie that have just been soooo spoiler laden, it's sickening. Stuff I never anticipated even possibly happening. But I've read it. It's supposed to be the truth.
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You know that Jar-Jar is going to be revealed as the true Sith Lord, right?

Sidious was just a puppet.
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I always suspected as much.

All hail Darth Jar!
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Jarth Vader.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Originally posted by: TheSessler
You know that Jar-Jar is going to be revealed as the true Sith Lord, right?

Sidious was just a puppet.


Sounds like a Scooby Doo plot to me. They remove jar jar's mask, and it is the janitor all along. "And I would have become the all powerful emperor of the galaxy if it wasn't for those kids and that dog!"
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Sounds like a Scooby Doo plot to me. They remove jar jar's mask, and it is the janitor all along. "And I would have become the all powerful emperor of the galaxy if it wasn't for those kids and that dog!"


Hey, I've been saying, since it was announced, that the name "The Phantom Menace" does sound like a Scooby Doo movie. Maybe we've finally stumbled across Lucas' master plan.
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Sounds like a Scooby Doo plot to me. They remove jar jar's mask, and it is the janitor all along. "And I would have become the all powerful emperor of the galaxy if it wasn't for those kids and that dog!"


Hey, I've been saying, since it was announced, that the name "The Phantom Menace" does sound like a Scooby Doo movie. Maybe we've finally stumbled across Lucas' master plan.


ROFLOL! Too true!!!

I can see it all now! Padme repeatedly saying 'Jinkies!'

Scooby as Anakin of course. And here are some snippets of his dialogue"

"Ree Ri-Ron, rawr roo a Redi Right???"

"Robi-Ron ron't ret re roo rannything!"

And who could forget THIS great new scene:

Padme: "Anakin... I think I found a clue!"
Anakin: ......
Anakin: "Radray.... Ri RUV roo"
Padme: "What?? .. (quietly) jinkies"
Anakin: "Ri row rits rorridden rut ri ron't rare!"
Padme: "Just answer me one question- why is our love like sand?"
Anakin: (excited) "Ruff! Ruff!"
Padme: and?
Anakin: "rearirating!!!!!"
Padme: "exactly"
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So let's cast it...

Padme - Daphne
Anakin - Scooby Doo
Obi Wan - Shaggy
Qui Gon - Fred
Artoo - Velma
Yoda - Scrappy Doo ("Put up your dukes!")
Jar Jar - Scooby Dum
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LOL.
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so this was Gl's idea, to introduce a new generation to scooby doo by calling it star wars.....
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JESUS H CHRIST, PEOPLE, what's the use of putting "(spoiler)" on the topic title if you're going to put spoilers IN THE FREAKING TITLE?! So I gotta read the topics on "General Star Wars" like the german translators on the Monty Python's "funniest joke in the world" sketch?! Slowly reading one word at a time? Would you PLEASE rename the topics before someone else makes the same mistake I did?!
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering