True story:
I remember watching the Star Wars Holiday Special when it originally aired on TV when I was three years old. About halfway through the show, my parents told me to go to my room because apparently my dog had just been hit by a car and they were bringing it inside and didn’t want me to see the bloody mess. I just pointed to the TV and was like, “but, Star Wars”; however, they still made me go to my room. So, as the evidence clearly shows…
the Star Wars Holiday Special is so bad that it made my dog commit suicide!