8 days till doomsday.
so, how many trump presidential hats should i put you down for? 3? 5?
https://trumpstore2016.com/collections/apparel/products/usa-trump-45-hat?variant=35363874375
You couldn’t pay me to put on one of those hats.
ok, i won’t pay you. what is your address? i can have them shipped directly.
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😛 just kidding. i would never do that. i hope i haven’t taken this too far.