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Things we don't hate... — Page 15

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Chaltab, you're right this is fun!
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The ground begins to rumble. Bright lights flash and then assume the form of tangible darkness.

KABOOM

When the dust clears, you gasp, afraid for your life...



At Dark Chaltab!!

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*quick draws the Warbsp(tm) and fills Dark Chaltab full of lead*

so much for Dork Chaltab.
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Dark Chaltab (aka myself) has an atomic weight five times that of lead! You can't destroy me with any known element!

*Fries Warbler*

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AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*collapses to the ground in pain, barely alive*

you'll..*gasp*...pay.....for....*cough*.....that

*pushes button on utility belt to send a distress call to Mangler Bro HQ*
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*BRINGS LEELU, THE FIFTH ELEMENT, WHO RELEASES A BLINDING LIGHT FROM HER EYES AND MOUTH SENDING THE BEAM DIRECTLY TO CHALTAB WHO IS NOW ENGULFED IN THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE WORLD. WHAT'S LEFT OF CHALTB IS AN ASHEN FIGURE WHICH SOON BEGINS TO CRUMBLE AT THE MERCY OF A LIGHT SPRING BREEZE.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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LOL!

thanks Dayv.

*climbs into bacta tank for healing*
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Bacta? Pfft.

Kolto is the shiznit.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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but, bacta tanks came after kolto didn't they?
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Yeah, but I like that old skool stuff, you know what I talking 'bout?
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Kolto? Clarification?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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"Ancient" bacta-like substance, as seen in KOTOR.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Guess I had to play it, eh?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Not necessarily, google would have sufficed.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I guess I should say now that I took a leak in the bacta and kolto tanks.


Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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But since I am a Triforce holder, you can revive me by sprinkling Leelu's blood on my ashes.

Anyone willing to help with that?

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*all that can be heard is the crickets chirping in the backround.*
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Bossk, who holds the galaxy's only known supply of Leelu's blood, dilutes it all with bleach to eliminate the DNA strands thus rendering it ineffective, and then burns the remaining concoction.

Sorry, Chaltab.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Crud. That means I'm going to have to become a dark lord, plunge the universe into darkness and have my evil minions find Leelu and kill her or a descendant for another blood sample.

*gets to work*

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I already killed her. Why do you think I have the galaxy's only sample?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
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Oh well. I'll just have to hold out hope that there's a clone or a descendant out there somewhere. And if that doesn't work....


I'll improvise.

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