I like my version better:
I once had a wife named Padmé. She died. She died.
Palpatine told me I killed her. He lied. He lied.
Why, oh why, is my wife dead?
Couldn’t I have lost the will to live, instead?
Huh, look at that. Well done.
FWIW I posted it in response to someone on FE saying something along the lines of “Why keep Padme alive, she died” and then reposted it here.