Ghost Peter: My name is Peter, and I have a problem.
Evil Ghost General: Problem?
Ghost Peter: *comes out of drunken stupor* Holy Crap! This isn't ecto-holics anonymous... LOIS!?!?! *Looks for his wife*
Evil Ghost General: *sighs dejectedly* Do you have any special talents?
Ghost Peter: Well. I can play the piano better than that kid from charlie brown when I'm drunk!
Evil Ghost General:*Obtains Migrane* Well. You're utterly worthless. There has to be a better way to get new recruits *Uses evil powers to destroy Ghost Peter* NEXT!!
On an unrelated note, today, I just realized how crappy DragonBall GT is compared to it's predecesors. I officially hate Toei animation now.