that just didn't seem like Kevin Smith's style of writing. The 'speech' pattern seemed off. And it really wasn't so much of a review as it was, I dunno, just a random list of spoilers and things to look for that link ROTS to the other movies.
Almost as if someone handed Kevin or someone at Askew a press release and said "Hey dude- the geek crowd respects you opinion. Tell them it things they want to hear."
I dunno, just me maybe.