I just found this, and is absolutely hilarious, yet done by somewhat prof. actors. The intonation is flawless.

It’s a dubbing from the literal chinese translation.

The Sith are the West
The Jedi Order is the Presbyterian Church
Chancellor Palpatine is Speaker D
ObiWan is Ratio

There are plenty of pearls you can find by reading the comments on the video, but watching “I have the high ground” by replaced by “the geography I stand in is far superior” just made my day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XziLNeFm1ok

Looks like I found out some ten years later