The following jokes are not recomended for sensitive people. I've warned you.
"Hey mom..."
"Yes, dear?"
"Do I still have to sleep with my little brother?"
"It's just until next month, dear... When your dad gets his paycheck we'll be able to bury him."
"Hey mom..."
"Yes, dear?"
"Can I go play with grandma?"
"No."
"Oh pleeeease, lemme play with grandma again..."
"No, not again."
"Pleeeeasee!"
"Oh... OK! But you'll have to bury her again yourself!"
Doctor: "So, whose arm is this..."
Nurse: "Oh, hee hee hee, doctor, I don't know..."
Doctor: "And to who belongs this legs here?"
Nurse: "Oh... I don't know..."
Doctor: "And these lips here, belong to who?"
Nurse: "I don't know, doctor.... hee hee hee..."
Doctor: "So clean up this mess right now! I've never seen such a messy children's morgue!"
Doctor: "Sir, I have some good news and bad news for you."
Patient: "Oh, what are the bad news?"
Doctor: "We had to amputate both of your legs."
Patient: "Oh no! But... what is the good one?"
Doctor: "The guy on the next room wants to buy your shoes."
"Hey mom..."
"Yes, dear?"
"You lied to me!"
"What? When?"
"You said my little brother was an angel right from heavan that came to live with us..."
"And he is, he's a little angle who is now with us..."
"He's no angel, I threw him out of the window, he didn't even fly..."
"What's worse than finding a dead baby on a trash can? Finding the same dead baby on TWO trash cans."