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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
A guy asks his best friend for some advice on asking a girl out.
His friend suggests, "Take her out to see the latest movie, then go to a nice dinner, and finally take her for a drive up the mountains. Find a secluded spot, park the car, look her in the eye and say 'put out, or get out.' This works every time for me."
The guy thinks this is a good plan, but then again, he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer either. Anyways, he picks up the girl, they have a great time at the movie, a wonderful dinner, and she has a sparkle in her eye when he suggests they drive up the mountains.
After finding a secluded spot, the guy parks the car, looks the girl in the eye, and says, "Get out, or I'll put you out."
(P.S. This is not good advice for a first date.)
ROTFLOL!!