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Originally posted by: ricarleite
I remember seeing the very same alegation in another forum, that what GL needs is sex, since he's being living in celibate since his divorce. I can imagine fans at Celebration III doing this:
"Uh, mr Lucas sir? We, the fans, got together and got a little money together and got you something..."
"What, a present? For me? Thank you!"
"Yeah, well... We didn't have much money, so we paid this 15 dollar whore to get it on with you, we belive you needed more sex..."
"JESUS H Christ, you fans now want to mess up with my sex life?! You freaks!"
"C'mon she's cool, look, her HIV test back in 1988 says she has 75% of chance of being clean, and she never heard of you, mostly because she's from North Korea, so she won't be begging for autographs or anything like that..."
"Are you suggesting that I spend the night with a North Korean whore, so I can write better films? Is that it?"
"Either that, or stop using CGI and messing up with the trilogy."
"*sigh* Send her into my room. Room 104. Tell her to bring pink champagne."
"Oh yeah, and besides the pink champagne, tell her to put on the Jar-Jar ears before she gets here, too"
walks in with the ears on, GL is standing there with Palpatine's cloak on
"Yuzza thinks weza gonna shag?"
"Come, girl...see for yourself." *ziiiiiip*