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Post #102504

Author
ricarleite
Parent topic
Girl Problem
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Date created
26-Apr-2005, 4:18 PM
Yes, but there are a few specific DONT'S when taking a girl to a Star Wars film:

* Don't ask her to camp out with you at the line for two weeks.

* Don't go on and on about some battlestation's technical data and firepower, stuff that only you memorized.

* Don't go on and on about how "Greedo didn't shoot first".

* No, she dosen't want to see it again.

* Avoid dressing up as Bobba Fett.

* Don't make malicious jokes about your "lightsaber".

* No, she won't go in a Leia's metal bikini outfit.