I heard a truly awful version of Jingle Bells on the radio recently, but I can’t find it anywhere online to prove to my brother that it exists. The lyrics were wrong, and were instead like;
“Jingle bells
jinglejingle
jingle all the waaaaayyyy
O what fun it is to ride
in a [incomprehensible word or phrase] Chevrolet!”It’s not incomprehensible. It’s slurred, but I’m not sure how you can’t hear “57 Chevrolet!” in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L90G_QXgExc
EDIT: I’m also not sure how it’s “truly awful.” I mean, it’s not my numba-1 jam or anything, but it’s certainly tolerable by my taste. It’s a rock groove adaptation with some altered lyrics, so what.
“Truly awful” was hyperbole, and idk why I didn’t hear 57
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