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The "Missed the Joke" Thread — Page 13

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That was more sarcasm than a joke, but yeah.

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Should there be a “Missed the sarcasm thread?”

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Ok, here I am to serve my one day sentence.

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^This thread must be desperate for material if people who don’t even know this thread exists are ending up as fodder for it. Maybe it’s time to retire it.

LOL

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Wait…are you trying to claim you are a federal judge?

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Well, I don’t like to brag
Cough Article III cough

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TV’s Frink said:

Ok, face tatoo.

C’mon, who else would have the time to crack wise on this chat bored all day while his clerks drafted decisions denying remand and Five-Hundred-Umpteenth Amended Final Rule 26 Discovery Scheduling Orders, and would take such exquisite pleasure in lording over lowly serfs such as yourself with lofty rhetoric and acerbic condescension?

Shit, I thought it went without saying