I found a generic Chinese knockoff for about 350
I found a wife that way too but she cost 450.
Heh, if you’re making the joke that I won’t be able to attract a woman with this setup it’s actually very classy looking. All the wires are hidden in the walls and I control it all easily with a remote.
If you weren’t making that joke and were just being generally snarky, then… well… what kind of warranty did she come with?