Perks of growing up in a conservative Christian household in the '00s include finding these years later:
EDIT: one of the discs is missing. ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯
Please tell me one of his adventures involves him travelling back in time to 4004 BC to prove that young Earth creationism is the actual, literal, laugh-out-loud truth and that all old Earth creationists and theistic evolutionists are closet atheists damned to eternal torment in a sulfurous Hell.