"The president wants to know if everything's ok, or should we nuke Russia?"
"Tell him 'yes' on 1 and 'no' on 2."
"Uh, was that 'yes' on 'nuke Russia' or, uh, number 2?"
(Only cool people will get that reference.

Isnt that quote from the Peter Sellers movie.... dr stranglove? Or am I fumbling in the dark?
Actually its from Buckaroo Banzai
I am still waiting for Buckaroo Banzai vs. The World Crime League
Penny Priddy: Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.
Buckaroo Banzai: Why don't you hold onto it for a while?
Penny Priddy: Any time.