I have trouble believing _^..^_ is being at all serious.
Yeah, I didn’t know what to make of it. Even most dummies could do better than this if motivated. Except for the occasional reference to modern technology, it seems more like “Restoration for Grandparents and People Trapped in the 1980s”.
I would have thought it farce if I wasn’t familiar with Kilroy’s posting history. (No offence Andrea, I can’t help but think of “Kilroy was here” when I see your user name). Either he has a very sly sense of humour that has rarely surfaced, or he really wants noobs to stop asking for help.