Stupidity and the EU (old or nu) have become so synonymous to me that I barely twitch a muscle at any of the inane crap they decide to canonize anymore.
For example, this
Kyber crystals were inherently attuned to the light side of the Force, and would attempt to resist any effort by dark side practitioners to utilize them in lightsabers. To this end, the only way a Sith, or other darksider could make use of a kyber crystal was to use the Force to dominate the crystal, bending it to their will. This process would cause the crystal to “bleed”, as if it were a living organism, resulting in the distinctive crimson-bladed lightsabers synonymous with the Sith.
would’ve once made me react in this fashion:
But now, the angriest I’ll get is this:
