You know, I love straying offtopic as much as the next guy, but the point of this is that my kid will barely come out from under his covers (I hope he doesn’t hear about this or it’s gonna be a long four years), and it’s really distressing as a parent to see your kid in this state, and I’d really rather not check back on this thread for potentially useful updates just to see more joking around about it. Please keep it over in the Offtopic forum, for my sake.
Sorry about that. Didn’t mean to cause any distress. Some of us try to use jokes to cope with the awful situation. Anyway, back on topic.