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"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I'm with you, Sessler and Ric and SK.

Aye aye aye.

"There is only one punishment for setting alight the Grail-shaped beacon..."
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I tried to watch Holy Grail in my Sophomore English class but it was so stupid that I started drawing and shut it out.


JESUS CHRIST!!!

*ric falls dead *
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
JIMMMMMBOOO

eh warbler eh.

JIMMMBOOO

JIIMMMBOOOOO

you must be going red by now

JIIIMMMMBOOOOOO


hahahaha

jimbo
jimbo
jimbo

every meg i send you from now on will have his name in it.

jimbo


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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
J-I-M-B-O

And JIMBO was his NAME-OH!



arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Warbler consumed by anger, again turns into the WarbHulk.....The WarbHulk rips off the heads of both Chaltab and Shim, and uses the heads to play basketball with. He then takes the heads and shoves them up the rear ends of the bodys...the WarbHulk then leaves to calm down and return to normal*
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JIIIIMMMBBOOOOO


JIMBO

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jimbo

jimbo jimbo jimbo.

JIMBO

jimbo


jimbo


JIMBOOOOOOOO

there once was a man named warbler,
when jimbo came he acted like a toddler,
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Just so you know, those don't follow the haiku format.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
My ignorance of y'all's culture must be so infuitating.


No not really, it's just that saying to a geek like myself that "MP and the Holy Grail" is stupid is like stabbing my soul with a rusty, old knife and twisting it.



The knights who say ni
Demand a sacrifice
And a schruberry



Apples, tiny rocks,
Wood, witches, and yes, a duck
All float in water



Those who seek the grail
May find it in the castle
of arrr rrrr rrrr rrrr

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I think it was the way it kept breaking the fourth* wall that got on my nerves more than anything.
And the cocunut horse steps gag was beyond retarted.

*Fourth wall, incase you were wondering.

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And now for something completely different


A final chapter
of the saga is coming.
Will it be the last?
I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
JIIIIMMMBBOOOOO


JIMBO

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jimbo

jimbo jimbo jimbo.

JIMBO

jimbo


jimbo


JIMBOOOOOOOO

there once was a man named warbler,
when jimbo came he acted like a toddler,



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Originally posted by: RRS-1980
And now for something completely different


Something else Chaltab would completely miss.

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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What the Sess is that supposed to mean?

Then again, Warbler head-ripping and getting angrier than humanly possilbe is getting old. But on the topic, I swear this is the truth: At Books A Million today, I saw a graphic novel called

"Jimbo in Purgatory"








It was a spoof of Dante's Comedia Divnia.

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I thought you all would get a kick out of it. Especially the one who warbles.

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Maybe Jay can convert that into an avatar.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I think it was the way it kept breaking the fourth* wall that got on my nerves more than anything.
And the cocunut horse steps gag was beyond retarted.

*Fourth wall, incase you were wondering.


The movie never broke the fourth wall, there's was only this one part where the historian talked to a camera, but that was a documentary-esque scene, in which he needed to talk to the camera. Apart from the narration, in no point the characters talk to the audience or are aware that it is a movie. But oh well.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab


I thought you all would get a kick out of it. Especially the one who warbles.


thats what happend to him
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab


I thought you all would get a kick out of it. Especially the one who warbles.





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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I think it was the way it kept breaking the fourth* wall that got on my nerves more than anything.
And the cocunut horse steps gag was beyond retarted.

*Fourth wall, incase you were wondering.


The movie never broke the fourth wall, there's was only this one part where the historian talked to a camera, but that was a documentary-esque scene, in which he needed to talk to the camera. Apart from the narration, in no point the characters talk to the audience or are aware that it is a movie. But oh well.


Remember when that guy says that "Camelot" is just a model?

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Yes but that was the joke, they were all saying "camelot!", and he broke the oh never mind. I guess not everyone "gets" Monty Python.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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This isn't Star Wars related, but what follows is a haiku my dad composed when he was in high school. He was quite a poet:

Walking my dumb dog
I feel a wet sensation
As he lifts his leg


Unfortunately, the teacher did not enjoy the poem and hit him over the head with a textbook (back when you were still allowed to do that without getting sued).

Episode II: Shroud of the Dark Side

Emperor Jar-Jar
“Back when we made Star Wars, we just couldn’t make Palpatine as evil as we intended. Now, thanks to the miracles of technology, it is finally possible. Finally, I’ve created the movies that I originally imagined.” -George Lucas on the 2007 Extra Extra Special HD-DVD Edition