You hit first without provocation.
I hit? With what, a sense of humor? Really? Frink could say it and it’s “OMG dude you ripped him good” but someone else gets him first and all of a sudden it’s “you hit first without provocation”?
Do you know how fucked up that sounds?
Look, if he can dish it out, he can take it. If he cannot, what should I do, hold him and tell him it’s gonna be okay?