Dreamt that I was in a burgeoning yet troubled romance with Jennifer Lawrence.

For reasons that are unknown to me, Ms. Lawrence decided to leave her life as a successful and wealthy actress and move in with me and my family. Though we had lots of chemistry – we did lots of smooching and cuddling and talking – having to suffer the overbearing crassness and ignorance of my father and sister was placing undue stress on her; she was all but ready to move out. This frightened me, 'cause if she left, I would be unable to go with her and would lose her forever. The dream then came to an abrupt end with my father telling me to harvest two cucumbers, one of which had been partially devoured and covered in yellow jackets.

Though it was bittersweet and went unresolved, this was one of the best dreams I’ve had in a while.