Arson
If there's a building you wish to burn,
And home you should go in a bright bronze urn.
In hades your flesh will burn forever,
The pain and agony, ceasing never.
Forgery
If fabrications are yout transgression,
Then to bliss there will be no ascension.
For to the Inferno, you will descend,
And a penmanship class you must attend.
Drunk Driving with an Accident
If liquor and dope you foolishly take,
An accident you will probably make.
When you cash in, your victim will, with glee,
Run over your soul for eternity.