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- The New Thread Thread
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Cool. I’ll make the thread some tuesday next week. Can I throw cartoons into the mix?:
Cool. I’ll make the thread some tuesday next week. Can I throw cartoons into the mix?:
I would post a new story weekly. I haven’t read the onion, so I can’t say for certain but after a quick gis search I’d say yes. What I know of tabloids is Bat Child and stuff like that.
Jedit: no idea how long I could keep the thread going, I’d say two months at the least, after that no idea.
How 'bout an original tabloid thread? Example headline that could then be discussed:
NEW SURGERY GIVING DOGS THE POWER OF SPEECH, OWNERS SAY NO!
random dog owner on the street said “dogs are annoying enough without talking, can you imagine how annoying they would be telling you every thirty seconds that they want another treat, or going on and on about that time it almost caught a squirrel but had to lick its crotch suddenly, or how many people walked passed the house every day and what they smelled like? I lay brick, so I have a REAL life with responsibilities, this is just the Liberal’s trying to get more votes is what it is.” ect.
I tell you what, there, I’ll give you all your coke and your grinders and spoons and pop guns and knives and all that back to you when you come out the other end.
Crrct, in th ntd sts, bt n Cnd th r clld pg’s. Dnt knw wh.
P.S. p r!
Th r ht dgs n stck wrppd n crn brd. Cn hv ktchp r mstrd n thm. Mmm… * rbs blly *
'm ckng pg’s fr brkfst. ym. t ws 8 dllrs fr 20 pg’s. Shld’v gt ktchp t g wth thm, bt h wll.
Srry fr gng ff tpc.
Marvel comics digest #3, THOR. So far, better than the movies. KIRBY! 😃
Floral Bouquets in oil. An instructional art book. Though I’m using watercolor so I don’t have to die to death from the oil fumes.
Oh, books, Lear jets, Sam Baker, shoplifting…you’re pathetic!
Goodnight, Wesley. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
Christine, You’re going to be a great and famous singer. I’ll help you.
♫La la, la-la-la-la la. La. La.
La la, la-la-la-la la. La. La. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!♫
Why did you do that?
It was the angle of the leg. Couldn’t help myself.
^ Nice one! Maybe put the Falcon in the sky?
Ah, so I was right all along then. 😄
Prepare to die, that we may learn the identity of the Laughing Bandit.
A British tar is a soaring sole
as free as a mountain bird
his energetic fist should be ready to resist
a dictatorial word
His nose should pant
and his lip should curl
his cheeks should flame
and his brow should furl
his bosom should heave
and his heart should glow
And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow
His eyes should flash with an inborn fire
his brow with scorn be wrung
he never should bow down to a domineering frown
or the tang of a tyrant tongue
(translated from unintelligible rambling)
His foot should stamp
and his throat should growl
his hair should twirl
and his face should scowl
his eyes should flash
and his breast protrude
And thish should be hish cushtomary achichude
Jedit: Carp, Connery aint British.
I tell you, I’ve had it with all this crap. I’ve had it! You took her side every time. All you care about is fruit, and touching yourself! Well Fuck You!
Okay, here’s the story. I come from the gutter, I know that. I got no education, but that’s okay. I know the street, and I’m making all the right connections. With the right woman, there’s no stopping me. I could go right to the top.
That’s it buster, no more military aid!
Beautiful art! You can feel that there is movement and there is atmosphere. It also has a magical quality to it that is alluring. The perspective sucks you in.
ETA: ^ Scariest post ever made!
Awhile since seeing Employee of the Month (2004) so this may be off slightly, but:
Abominable Dr Phibes? Scariest movie ever made!
They ate me. A fucking shark ate me!
How’s it taste, mother fucker?!?!
I never do nothing wrong, but I always get the blame. Man I’ve been framed!
…but I’d face a whole box full of them for the chance of getting some brains.
Look. I won’t be any trouble because I don’t eat a thing, and I won’t try to manage things because I can’t think. Won’t you take me with you?
^ Low resolution brings about rapid aging.