Oh ok, so you’re the shitty person I thought you might be. Cool.
Lol depends on the situation…just like everyone else
Anarchism- Law without government.
All is correct.
I don’t know what it means so I ignored it.
If you read that thread my pic might seem funnier.
It doesn’t matter if the story was made up. Aesop’s stories didn’t really happen either…they are ‘teaching’ stories
Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, ‘Rain Man,’ look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho’. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, ‘Forrest Gump.’ Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain’t retarded. Peter Sellers, “Being There.” Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don’t buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, “I Am Sam.” Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed…
Full Retard
Just an Original Trilogy™ bigot like the rest of you guys
What did he mean by this?
He means that he thinks we’re all backwards OT elitists and has therefore begun his troll crusade.
But ‘elitist’ has more letters than ‘troll’… so the outcome is obvious.
I come to show my gratitude to this WONDERFUL website
Daddy? Mommy is still crying…when are you coming home?
Vote.
Pay your taxes.
Obey authority.
Take it and like it.
…for all your inflatable sheep needs.
I like the fact that it says "mr. softy’…and we have a pic of mr. simpson choking his son. irony is king
new glitches:
nice glitch…
I have lots of glitches…just didn’t know if people like that kinda stuff here…
Wiiiii!
Oh you’re just trying to bait me into posting some “I fling poo” meme…I’m not falling for it.
What?..Who?
Why?
There’s a famous experiment where they keep a bunch of monkeys in a room for an indefinite amount of time. There’s a big white staircase leading up out of the room. Every time a monkey climbs to the top of the staircase, he gets blasted back down the stairs with a hose. When this happens, every monkey in the room also gets blasted with water. This makes them very angry.
Soon, the monkeys have figured it out: beat the shit out of any monkey that starts to climb the stairs. That’s the new rule.
At some point, they remove a monkey and send in a new one. He learns the rule quickly: don’t climb the stairs. And if we’re beating somebody up, join in. One by one, they replace each monkey with a new one who has to learn the rule.
At some point they can turn off the hose. The monkeys will reliably prevent escape. Policing the stairs has become a cultural norm. Eventually, they have this population of monkeys who are trained to beat up any monkey that tries to escape, but don’t even understand why.
The experiment is run by interns who are paid in course credit. Occasionally, an intern finishes the semester and leaves. New interns join the team and everybody explains how to feed the monkeys and how to record the data. But at this point, none of the interns are from the original group, none of them have met the scientists leading this project. Most of the interns don’t fully understand the point of the experiment.
The scientist who began the experiment left long ago. Other researchers were assigned to the project by an administrator in order to keep this valuable experiment running. None of the remaining scientists are actually authors of the paper, or even understand what it’s about.
The administrator supervising the project isn’t terribly involved with it. He just prolongs the experiment because it’s his department’s main source of funding. But he didn’t begin this project, he just inherited it from his predecessor, who is on a leave of absence and hasn’t been seen in some time.
The company funding the experiment has a sum of money they spend annually on scientific research, mainly for tax reasons. But the person who reads and approves grants left last year. The last time anybody saw the man, he handed a huge folder to some new kid and said “make sure these stay funded.” Then he disappeared up a long staircase leading into the sky.
Did you ever tell your co-worker he/she a piece of shit? …that is…unless you agree with him/her.
