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- Using Star Wars quotes only...
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Live long and prosper.
Hahahahaha
Darth Dooku
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- Empire for the win!
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Okay, I think we can all agree that the Rebel Alliance is a terrorist organization that slaughtered many innocents on the Death Star. Palpatine is the galaxy’s savior and the Empire is a strong body that will protect the galaxy from threats like the Rebels and the Jedi Order, which is obviously a cult.
And the mastermind behind the Empire is…
C3PO!
Remember in Star Wars 1, when Luke’s relatives were killed on Jakku? Who do you think did it? C3Po even manipulated the Ewoks into worshipping him and cooking the Rebels. He also manipulated Luke and Leia’s son Anakin in the sequel trilogy, masquerading as a nervous robot and mind controlling Artoo Deetoo.
Where were Luke and Leia during the sequel trilogy? We see their son Anakin, and Obi Wan got younger somehow. Are they secret Sith?
I can’t wait for Force Awakens 2 this December