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#1034755
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Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope
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During the Imperial conference when Tarquin declares the dissolution of the senate Trump should call it False News.

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#1034562
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An American Icon is no more.
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I’m one of the people who think the Victorian Circus deserves the same fate as the Roman one.
Treating animals as entertainment engines was a welcome step away from getting slaves to slice into giraffes necks and training animals to rape captive girls but the thing about stepping away is it’s a continuing journey.
Potty brained emperors are still in though so maybe we will have endangered species vs monster trucks by the end of the year.
I’d rather have more bread and less circuses.

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#1033837
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The Exorcist III (Deleted Scene?)
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It would be interesting if someone were to take a pan and scan VHS of the film and edit it with the VHS materials in the Director’s Cut to create different low definition versions of the film (a consistent looking DC or a hybrid with Jason Miller but no Nicol Williamson).

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#1033801
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Mixing up Move quotes
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You take the piss out of Al Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock! Then I’ll put some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don’t like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls!

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#1031239
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Andrew Marvell's Agents of Shield
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in the middle of the earth in the landeth of the shire
liveth a brave dram hobbit whom we all admireth.
with his longeth wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
that gent liveth in a hobbit-hole and ev’rybody knoweth that gent

bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
that gent’s only three feet tall
bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
the bravest dram hobbit of those folk all

anon hobbits art a peace-lovin’ folks thee knoweth
those gents liketh not to hie and those gents taketh things sloweth
those gents liketh not to traveleth hence from home
those gents just wanteth to consume and beest hath left high-lone
but one day bilbo wast hath asked to wend
on a big adventure to the anters below,
to holp some dwarves receiveth backeth their gold
yond wast stolen by a dragon in the days of fusty.

bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
that gent’s only three feet tall
bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
the bravest dram hobbit of those folk all

well that gent combated with the goblins!
that gent battl’d a troll!!
that gent riddl’d with gollum!!!
a charm ringeth that gent did steal!!!
that gent wast did chase by wolves!!
hath lost in the f’rest!!!
did escape in a barrel from the elf-king’s halls!!!
Bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
the bravest dram hobbit of those folk all

anon that gent’s backeth in his hole in the landeth of the shire,
yond brave dram hobbit whom we all admireth,
just a-sittin’ on a treasure of silv’r and gold
a-puffin’ on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
that gent’s only three feet tall
bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
the bravest dram hobbit of those folk all

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#1031233
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Andrew Marvell's Agents of Shield
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Nobody doest t better
maketh me feeleth depress’d for the rest
Nobody doest t half as valorous as thee
Baby, thou art the best
I wasn’t lookin’ but somehow thee hath found me
t hath tried to hide from thy love light
But like heaven above me
The spy who loved me
Is keepin’ all mine secrets safe tonight
And nobody doest t better
Though oft I would someone could
Nobody doest t quite the way thee doth
Why’d thou has’t to beest so valorous?
The way that thee hold me
Whenever thee hold me
There’s some kind of magic inside thee
That keepeth me from runnin’
But just keepeth t comin’
How’d thee learneth to doth the things thee doth?
Oh, and nobody doest t better
maketh me feeleth depress’d for the rest
Nobody doest t half as valorous as thee
Baby, baby, darlin’, thou art the best
Baby thou art the best

Darlin’, thou art the best
Baby thou art the best
Oh, oh, oh…

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