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great product.......if it wasn't April 1st

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Hmmm... planning some reshoots for ESB:R?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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To be honest, is this real? are all these reviews just jokes? dose this really work? cause I suppose I can afford it but does it actually work?

lol

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It may not be a product now.  Remember, the TaunTaun sleeping bag was a joke product last year.

My outlook on life - we’re all on the Hindenburg anyway…no point fighting over the window seat.

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This is unbelievable!!

Don't they know that "to cryogenically freeze" is a split infinitive? For shame!

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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that's bs.  it says you can freeze yourself like hansolo, but then it says you have to take your clothes off first.   Han Solo didn't have to take off his clothes!  I don't want to freeze myself in the nude.    You never know who might look at your frozen self and who might be there when you unfreeze.  I'm not buying.

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Warbler said:

that's bs.  it says you can freeze yourself like hansolo, but then it says you have to take your clothes off first.   Han Solo didn't have to take his clothes!

Yet another Lucas SE change.  *sigh*

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I meant "take off his clothes", not  "take his clothes"  

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My comment stands.  You don't remember Han being nude in the OOT?

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*sigh*

I can't believe all these young kids growing up, never having seen Han nude (the way George was forced to show him before technology caught up and allowed for CGI clothing to be used "convincingly")

Next you're going to tell me that you've only seen the SE version of ROTJ, where Leia wears a metal bikini to hide her naughty bits.

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funny,  I thought ESB and ROTJ, were both rated PG originally and not X-rated.