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oh_riginal said:
ABC said:
oh_riginal said:
ABC said:

... Use the Indiana Jones theme for some Han solo's apparitions or heroics !

 

And use some Blade Runner music for the quieter scenes.

 

... The deal with Indy's music is that, as it is John Williams music too, it would totally marry the SW music.

So you're saying that adding Blade Runner music is a bad idea, right?

 

No no !!! It's a very good idea !!! Too much !

J 

TV's Frink said:

It's a joke from the American version of the TV show "The Office."

Ah... Please let's stay... Universal !

That gives me an idea: Put all the logos an jingles from the cinema companies when the film starts (each time a wrong one appears you can ear Luke's "Noooooo" from the Father's revelation scene in ESB), all that before we get at last the 20th Century Fox logo.

ESB AUDIOPHILE EDITION

 

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ABC said:

TV's Frink said:

It's a joke from the American version of the TV show "The Office."

Ah... Please let's stay... Universal !

 

That joke was around long before The Office......and in any case, it's pretty self-explanatory, isn't it? ;-)

 

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Mielr said:
ABC said:

TV's Frink said:

It's a joke from the American version of the TV show "The Office."

Ah... Please let's stay... Universal !

 

That joke was around long before The Office......and in any case, it's pretty self-explanatory, isn't it? ;-)

 

Agreed to both - but what makes it funny to me this time around is hearing Michael Scott saying these things in my head.

 

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TV's Frink said:

Agreed to both - but what makes it funny to me this time around is hearing Michael Scott saying these things in my head.

 

Oh, no doubt- Steve Carrell is a riot. I'm just saying that you don't really have to watch the show to get the joke.

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ABC said:
oh_riginal said:
ABC said:
oh_riginal said:
ABC said:

... Use the Indiana Jones theme for some Han solo's apparitions or heroics !

 

And use some Blade Runner music for the quieter scenes.

 

... The deal with Indy's music is that, as it is John Williams music too, it would totally marry the SW music.

So you're saying that adding Blade Runner music is a bad idea, right?

 

No no !!! It's a very good idea !!! Too much !

J 

 

And the thread is called...?

Nevermind.

“Lifes a song you don’t get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse”

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I did a clip once with the mid-70s Columbia Pictures logo leading into the pre-ANH rollup.

*hides*

"Right now the coffees are doing their final work." (Airi, Masked Rider Den-o episode 1)

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CLOUDCITY CARBON FREEZING CHAMBER :

LEIA : "I love you"

HAN : "You love me?"

LEIA : "I truly, deeply love you, and before we die I want you to know."

HAN : "I hate steam, it gets in your hair, it makes your eyes water, everything here is so steamy my eyes are watery now."

LEIA : "Me too. I wish I had held you on Hoth, held you so hard that we froze together, stuck in one moment of time"

HAN : "I will soon be frozen but when I am unfrozen I will be a stronger man, I will have the power to stop people from freezing and stop steam, I promise you!"

LEIA : "Vader Stop this! You are breaking my heart."

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DEATH STAR COMMAND CENTRE:

LEIA : "The more you tighten your grip Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers"

TARKIN : "What if I wear mittens?"

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TV's Frink said:

Ha! This is my new favorite thread.

 

hahaha, yes, I totally gotta agree with you señor Frink.  This is cracking me up!!! now if only we can get some people to bring these "worst edit ideas" to life.  It would be one awesome consecution disc ;)

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oh_riginal said:
ABC said:

No no !!! It's a very good idea !!! Too much !

J 

 

And the thread is called...?

Nevermind.

That's why I said your idea is a good one ! If I said it was a bad one it would have meant it was a good one... For this thread.

... As you said, nevermind. ;)

 

Bingowings said:

DEATH STAR COMMAND CENTRE:

LEIA : "The more you tighten your grip Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers"

TARKIN : "What if I wear mittens?"

 It seems that all characters will need to be re-dubbed if dialogues are changed.

Then we may finally disentangle this brother-father-sister story ! Hey, let's name Vader "Darth Father" from the beginning of the story, the perfect spoiler for those who still don't know the OT!... And this will turn the ESB scene so useless and then so stupid ! :)

By the way, any idea for the Jabba story ? What his this merchandise in concern between Jabba and Solo ? Vibrators destined to Coruscant ?... Or better ?

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ThrowgnCpr said:
TV's Frink said:

Ha! This is my new favorite thread.

hahaha, yes, I totally gotta agree with you señor Frink.  This is cracking me up!!! now if only we can get some people to bring these "worst edit ideas" to life.  It would be one awesome consecution disc ;)

I'm hoping TMBTM will eventually do something along these lines as he has mentioned.  And you're right, it would be a great consecution!

 

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I stumbled upon this picture of what I can only assume is George Lucas' long lost brother and his family. Surely we can work them into a few scenes somewhere.

Cliegg Lucas and family

 

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TMBTM said:

A "grindhouse" edit of ANH is an idea that could become a work in progress for me. 

Puggo is okay for me to use his 16 mm preservation edit (thanks to him).

I think I may steal some ideas from this thread! And the R2 subtitles are a must have.

Still not 100% sure I'll do this edit though, but if I have enough ideas by myself I may start in a month or two.

So for this edit, bad ideas are good ones!

 

 Just wondering where the 'scene missing'(s) should go for maximum value. Either any time a really impressive effects shot/sequence appears, or just the whole Yavin 4 battle:

"Then man your ships. And may the Force be with you"
[SCENE MISSING]
*BOOOM!*

You gonna start a thread?

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You can tell the one daughter is a rebel - she went with flannel pants instead of a shirt.

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Actually, "Star Wars: Redubbed" might be a WHOLE LOT of FUN. Like that one Woody Alen film whose name eludes me, or "Kung Pow." But to keep it centered, I'd keep a few characters (probably Obi, Aunt Beru, and Leia) as their normal voices, just for contrast. Couple that with Cockney Artoo and subtitled Chewie, this could be extremely silly.

And also, every time a lightsiber ignites, there should be a power chord and a high pitched heavy-metal scream (I'm thinking ManOWar!)

 

 

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TheBoost said:

Actually, "Star Wars: Redubbed" might be a WHOLE LOT of FUN. Like that one Woody Alen film whose name eludes me, or "Kung Pow." But to keep it centered, I'd keep a few characters (probably Obi, Aunt Beru, and Leia) as their normal voices, just for contrast. Couple that with Cockney Artoo and subtitled Chewie, this could be extremely silly.

And also, every time a lightsiber ignites, there should be a power chord and a high pitched heavy-metal scream (I'm thinking ManOWar!)

 

 

What's Up, Tiger Lilly? (perhaps)

 

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Bingowings said:
TheBoost said:

Actually, "Star Wars: Redubbed" might be a WHOLE LOT of FUN. Like that one Woody Alen film whose name eludes me,

 

What's Up, Tiger Lilly? (perhaps)

 

 

 That's the one!

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If anyone is serious about overdubbing, let me know. I can't do convincing serious voices, but I think I could do quite well for a Kung-Pow style project.

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I'd love to see Luke redubbed to sound more like Fluke Starbucker from "Hardware Wars," all whiny and constantly trailing off.

 

LEIA: Your friend is quite a mercenary. I wonder if he cares about anything, or anyone.

LUKE: Yeah he's kind of a jerk and I don't really know him and he's not very nice... (trails off)

 

 

BEN's VOICE: Use the Force Luke.

LUKE: The Force? Oh I don't know, maybe I should uh... think more about this um... The Force huh? Oooooh.

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Bobocop said:

I stumbled upon this picture of what I can only assume is George Lucas' long lost brother and his family. Surely we can work them into a few scenes somewhere.

Cliegg Lucas and family

 

 

 I believe http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ is what you are thinking of.