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Worst Dialogue from Revenge of the Sith.

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"My Powers have doubled since the last time we met count." Anakin

"Good twice the pride double the fall." Dooku

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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Rubbish line from Manikin Skywalker but a good put down from the Count.

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Hmmm, has someone the screenplay as doc or...

Ahh, forget it.

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It has to be "Only a sith deals in absolutes".

 

I mean... I just... I can't...

 

Wow.

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^ This.

Followed by "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil."

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN

You know, I love you with all the love one can love a lover with.

NATALIE PORTMAN

Wow, that almost tops your ‘wish’ line from the last movie. Tell me again on the balcony while I brush my hair and look vaguely hideous.

 

oh wait...

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Another happy landing... what kind of stupid fucking dialog is that?!

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"Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this!"

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After Padme lands on Mustafar, and she and Anakin hug it out momentarily...

ANAKIN: I saw your ship!

...

Wait, this is the "Best Dialogue from Revenge of the Sith." thread, right?

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Monolithium said:

^ This.

Followed by "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil."

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Palpatinious : No, no, no you will die! POWER! UN-LIMITED POW-ER!

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twooffour said:

Another happy landing... what kind of stupid fucking dialog is that?!

Not so happy for the poor schmucks working that control tower on the runway Anakin took out! ;)

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Where were you in '77?

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TK-949 said:

Infrared Sight said:


It's over Anakin. I have the high ground! Um...WTF??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYakQzVyWug


This was a related video

Has a funny top comment

LegalFuhrer Youtubed:

Mother,? I got a girlfriend!

TOO BAD

SHE'S

A GUY


Anyway, um this one was pretty bad:

Padme: "It's only because, I'm so in love."
Anakin: "No, *little laugh* no, it's because, I'm so in love with you."
Padme: "So love has blinded you?"
Anakin: *nervous laugh* "Well, that's not exactly what I meant."
Padme: "But it's probably true."

^Uh-huh. This is a total mess.



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Infrared Sight said:

It's over Anakin. I have the high ground! Um...WTF??

It gives Obi-wan +6 to his dexterity modifier. What are you, stupid?

“It is only through interaction, through decision and choice, through confrontation, physical or mental, that the Force can grow within you.”
-Kreia, Jedi Master and Sith Lord

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And there was 1Up up there.  I saw it out of the corner of my eye during the fly through.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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I thought he was just more relaxed from doing a J?

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Silly... 1Ups aren't J's.... they're shrooms.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!