sean wookie said:
Hi everyone,
I've been lurking here for years and I've never posted anything until today. I've always wondered one thing: Why is Sean wookie so worthless he can't even spell the word "wookiee" correctly? I've been following him in his desperate attempts to get a girlfriend for almost 9 years, as a 14 year-old who didn't have a friend in the world, through-out multiple sites (Including PsychoDayv's mangler forum(I still can't believe that ever existed) and Fanedited.net) and all of his autistic cross-forum posts we pretty fucking annoying. Remember the the time he left the forum? None of you might, but I do.
(I started this a a joke, but I think I just depressed myself into a coma)
Posts like this make me sad. I know I can tease sometimes, but I really wish even all the unfamiliar folks on the other side of the Net or world the best. I don't think my words would be as effective as CP3S's, but let me tell you a few things.
First, Wookiee was often originally spelled exactly as you spelled it, and it was not canonized until 1980 I believe. Furthermore, who cares if you spelled it wrong. Don't let people be jerks to you.
Second, I never ever found you annoying. If you like My Little Pony, that's a little different for me, but that's fine. People make fun of me for being so into Star Wars. You are an individual with the right to enjoy whatever you like. Your posts never annoyed me. I appreciate a man who wants to be a gentleman. You may have noticed that I'm stricter in standards than most of the other guys around here, and thus push for waiting till marriage for sexual relations. However, I understand the world I'm in, and I appreciate a man who doesn't just rush at a woman.
I noticed you hadn't been around for a while. My time here hasn't been as long as yours, but it seems you've been around less than here. I recall you popping in with your thread with the candy fetus thing that offended Frink and me for different reasons and started the abortion debate in earnest. I noticed you didn't come back for a while and only recently have been commenting again. I just chalked your absence up to the typical passing interest most have in these sites. Many have active and passive moments on these sorts of forums. But you were indeed noticed.
Don't take us too seriously. You are a worthwhile person, a unique individual, and your contributions on this forum, while important, are nothing compared to your contributions in life. As Katy Perry says, "You don't have to feel like a waste of space; you're original--cannot be replaced." (I'm not her biggest fan, but that song has a nice meaning). Stick around Sean, and know that regardless of your religious feelings, I believe you are a child of God.