Here are some great potato facts:
http://idahopotatomuseum.com/potato-facts/
Andy Wier was right (The Martian) of course, potatos can be grown in space (the first vegetable to have that honor), and is a near perfect food (take that legumes!).
So, you could survive in space with a potato (and an oxygen filled, radiation proof habitat of course [and water, duh]).
Potatoes aren’t vegetables…
They’re fruits.
Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:
Potatoes aren’t vegetables…
They’re fruits.
fruit
noun
2. the developed ovary of a seed plant with its contents and accessory parts
vegetable
noun
1. any plant whose fruit, seeds, roots, tubers, bulbs, stems, leaves, or flower parts are used as food
chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.
That settles it then. They’re invertebrates.
Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:
Potatoes aren’t vegetables…
They’re fruits.
Really? Too meta? Okay, fine.
🍟
To answer the original thread question then: I’d slice one in half, rub it on a wart and bury it under a full moon.
Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:
Potatoes aren’t vegetables…
They’re fruits.
I thought we’d left this 1950s mentality behind long ago.
Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:
Potatoes aren’t vegetables…
They’re fruits.
I thought we’d left this 1950s mentality behind long ago.
Check out “TLJ De-Feminized”.
Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:
Potatoes aren’t vegetables…
They’re fruits.
I thought we’d left this 1950s mentality behind long ago.
Check out “TLJ De-Feminized”.
please never mention that thread again.
Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:
Really? Too meta? Okay, fine.
🍟
To answer the original thread question then: I’d slice one in half, rub it on a wart and bury it under a full moon.
just remember never to eat the ones that grow from this.
That settles it then. They’re invertebrates.
APPROVED. EVERYONE MUST REFER TO POTATOES AS INVERTEBRATES FROM NOW ON. DEBATE SETTLED FOR ALL TIME.
I petition that the thread title be adjusted to reflect this new classification.
Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:
I petition that the thread title be adjusted to reflect this new classification.
DENIED. however i have amended the OP.
Use them to identify with and then write songs about it!
Devo- I’m a Potato
I’m a Spud Man! I got eyes all around!
Honestly what can you do WITHOUT a potato?
Honestly what can you do WITHOUT a potato?
Maybe make your own thread?
Does it have to be about that though?
Does it have to be about that though?
No. Name it that, but make it be about something else like soda crackers, or Ovaltine.
But… soda crackers and Ovaltine are just different aspects of the potato. If you look closely enough, everything becomes potato.
are those ovaltine candies?
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
But… soda crackers and Ovaltine are just different aspects of the potato. If you look closely enough, everything becomes potato.
This is conspiracy level crazy! We must dig deeper, and see how far down this potato ploy, this russet ruse, this chip caper, this murphy machination, this spud scheme, this tater trick, goes.
Potato hole?
Petition to rename rabbits as potatoes.
Potato hole?
Petition to rename rabbits as potatoes.
Unsure, that could get confusing.
Spud Bunnies (noun)
Late 90’s pop band.
Thin, upright protuberances on the skin of a potato somewhat resembling rabbit’s ears.
Scattered occurrances of small household potatoes usually found under couches and beds.
Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:
Spud Bunnies (noun)
Late 90’s pop band.
Thin, upright protuberances on the skin of a potato somewhat resembling rabbit’s ears.
Scattered occurrances of small household potatoes usually found under couches and beds.
LOL. but citation needed.
related:
some guy on the internet who can’t spell potatoes said:
spudnik
A series of Russian artificial potatots sent into orbit during the late 1950s. Literally “yellow yam” in Russian. Spudnik I made history on October 4, 1957, by becoming the first man-grown object put into orbit in a mashed state. Spudnik II would follow later, this time carrying sour cream, the first prepared food in space.