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What Have You Been Eating? — Page 26

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I don’t eat much these days. Usually some variation of a stir fry or just some fruit.

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That sounds pretty good, I could live on a stir fry and fruit diet!

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DuracellEnergizer said:

How about a stir fried fruit diet?

That could theoretically be nice. I had to google “fruit only diet”. Apparently Steve Jobs was a “fruitarian”, and apparently Ashton Kutcher tried this diet while preparing to portray Jobs and ended up in the hospital. So it might not be for everyone.

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I make it a rule to never eat anything with nog in it.

I think.

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You are what you eat.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Mrebo said:

You are what you eat.

Duracell is a random weird combination that no one would or should think of?

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TV’s Frink said:

Mrebo said:

You are what you eat.

Duracell is a random weird combination that no one would or should think of?

That’s more flattering than milk toast.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Strammer Max. A slice of bread with smoked ham, fried egg and cheese. Then heated in the oven until the cheese starts to melt. Simple and tasty.

Ceci n’est pas une signature.

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I had a frozen pizza on Sunday.

But I cooked it.

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I had pizza on Sunday too actually. It was domino’s though

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Possessed said:

I had pizza on Sunday too actually. It was domino’s though

Domino’s is bullshit. What gives them the right to cook the pizza before they give it to you?

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I ordered a pizza last night. Came cooked. Called the store to complain. They told me tough luck.

Heating the second half for dinner tonight.

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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I sent mine back at the restaurant last weekend. They insisted on cooking it. I don’t know why they think it would be better that way.

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I had a pizza earlier, except there was no sauce, the bread was a tortilla, there was just pork and cheese on it, and I folded it in my hand as I ate.

Wait, no, I had a pork taco.

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