I’m creating this thread to express my feelings about the current 2nd day of the week (3rd if you’re one of those weirdos that starts counting with Sunday), since the Invisible Tuesday Thread does not allow ridiculous Tuesday predictions.
JEDIT: Every day is now Tuesday. Sorry for the inconvenience.
I’m at the end of my rope and exhausted to the point of needing a few extra hours of sleep on Tuesday nights. I will never leave this thread under any circumstances; I will become OP for life and die still posting in this thread at the age of ninety-seven. Tens of millions of grammatical atrocities will be committed, and the survivors will have no future to look forward to thanks to the thread being locked once I die in my sleep, peaceful and content knowing that I died on a Monday and do not ever have to face another Tuesday again.
People of color (purple and green mostly, although a few burnt sienna) will simply not post anymore, or be reduced to an insignificant minority like the mods of today. We will have the worst search function and sock systems on the internet: parody rates will drop below 50 percent, and post count expectancy will be under sixty thousand for 99.999 percent of the member list. Rich Little will have absolute control over every aspect of the forum by this point, even controlling our posts to make them sound like other people’s posts. Threads will start disappearing, and bans will be used to snuff out anyone who wasn’t a part of my posse.
We will become a subpartotalitarian dictatorship that will only endure until the end of the week, which will only take one day because every day will be declared Tuesday and weeks will last one day.
What the confeve is going on in here?!
What the confeve is going on in here?!
IT’S COVFEFE GET IT RIGHT JEEZ!
Also I will fuck you all up beyond the grave because of my denial of Wednesday.
I, for one, like our new Tuesday overlords. Way better than that Muslim Thursday, right?
Way better than that Muslim Thursday, right?
May I remind you that Thursday is making a comeback? In 2017?
What the confeve is going on in here?!
IT’S COVFEFE GET IT RIGHT JEEZ!
Lol…wow.
Way better than that Muslim Thursday, right?
May I remind you that Thursday is making a comeback? In 2017?
That’s just fake news created by the liberal coastal elites, like CNN. I get my news from trustworthy sources, like Infowars.
I get my news from trustworthy sources, like Infowars.
Try making silly comments in 2095 when billions are no longer reading this thread because I’m dead of natural causes after a long and fulfilling life.
What the confeve is going on in here?!
IT’S COVFEFE GET IT RIGHT JEEZ!
Lol…wow.
WHAT I AM SAYING IS NOT FUNNY. DO NOT DARE LAUGH AT ME. YOU WOULDN’T LAUGH IF YOU REALIZED IT’S FIVE MORE DAYS UNTIL THE NEXT TUESDAY!
Tuesday 2020!
Make Days Great Again
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Anti-American, Tuesday conspiracy theorist nutjob!
OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)
Make Days Great Again
There will only be one day once the purge is complete.
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Anti-American, Tuesday conspiracy theorist nutjob!
You won’t be laughing when I declare martial law and cancel Wednesday through Monday when the evidence against me on Tuesday becomes overwhelming, and Jay starts making threads disappear left and right.
Jay isn’t extreme enough. I worship Rob.
I count Saturday as the first day of the week even though I’m wrong for doing so. Why? Because that’s how my work makes out the schedule for whatever reason. They’re wrong too but I’m powerless to fight it so I assimilated for my own sanity.
I count Saturday as the first day of the week even though I’m wrong for doing so. Why? Because that’s how my work makes out the schedule for whatever reason. They’re wrong too but I’m powerless to fight it so I assimilated for my own sanity.
Saturday is not the first day of the week, in fact it’s not any day of the week. The days of the week have been stolen from you by me this afternoon and you didn’t even notice. Perpetual Tuesday is the worst thing you have ever faced ever. I’m just glad I get to watch the suffering like this. I totally deserve this.
Frink, we all know that day change isn’t real. Besides, it’ll take us until 2020 to pull out of days. Don’t be such a downer.
No 2020 is when we’re getting a 4k oot.
Frink, we all know that day change isn’t real. Besides, it’ll take us until 2020 to pull out of days. Don’t be such a downer.
My advice: don’t make posts in this thread, quit your job, hole up in a different thread and wait for your sweet banning to arrive. June 1 2017 is now the day this thread ended for good. Then again, it’s also the day this thread started for good, so it’s kind of a draw.
No 2020 is when we’re getting a 4k oot.
YOU LEAVE FOURKOOT OUT OF THIS!
Haha your dumb
His dumb what?
*monkey gif*
The fascist Babylonian concept of “Tuesday” has caused Untold suffering throughout all known time.