The ot.com "If I do this again on the forum, please someone stab me in the eye with an icepick" Thread (Also: The twooffour Discussion Thread)

Tell me what you hope to never do again on ot.com.

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*Try to help twooffour in any way, shape, or form.
*Try to discuss anything with twooffour
*Try to convince twooffour of anything

Oppose Stalin while in exile.

When was the last time you did that on the forum?

Will Self deleted it.

TV's Frink said:

My answer: Try to help twooffour in any way, shape, or form.

 

Yea, you gave a hidden stealth "tip" and then refused to elaborate, or address the fact that your "help" was so incomplete and lacking, it was basically useless.

Big noble helper reached out his hand in help, but the gnomes wouldn't take it. Pfft, not gonna make that mistake again.


What an arrogant, pompous statement, and building a thread around that... how about you said "never gonna make a stupid mistake about the application of quotation marks again"?
But you're not gonna do that, are you.

Alright, here's another one:
"I will never make another contribution in my Sensible Posting thread."
So, how about that? Gonna walk the walk?

^ I'm confused now wasn't that CompMovieGuy ?

Post while drunk.

Hasn't happened in quite a while, and I really don't drink much anymore, so I don't think I have to worry about doing this again.

I love twooffour so much.  Haven't had this much entertainment at least since JediTray deleted himself.

RedFive said:

Take anything too seriously.

+1 on that.

doubleofive said:

 

twooffour said:

Yea, you gave a hidden stealth "tip" and then refused to elaborate, or address the fact that your "help" was so incomplete and lacking, it was basically useless.

2/4, his tip was the same tip we give everyone who posts a broken hotlink, and we've never had to explain it any more than that.

 

Whatever.

I guess if I say I don't get it, beyond that I should resort to posting OTHER gifs that work with an empty cache (even though they did work on another computer I hardly ever use), then your robot mind doesn't know what to say next.

Screw this.

I test every image I post that way, even if I do get caught out by not having enough time until someone spots it.

twooffour said:

doubleofive said:

 

twooffour said:

Yea, you gave a hidden stealth "tip" and then refused to elaborate, or address the fact that your "help" was so incomplete and lacking, it was basically useless.

2/4, his tip was the same tip we give everyone who posts a broken hotlink, and we've never had to explain it any more than that.

 

Whatever.

I guess if I say I don't get it, beyond that I should resort to posting OTHER gifs that work with an empty cache (even though they did work on another computer I hardly ever use), then your robot mind doesn't know what to say next.

Screw this.

Ha-ha, twooffour *really* gets flustered when he doesn't understand something.

Well from the looks of it, and according to CP, I DID get it (that I should check my cache to make sure a picture can be posted), but you refused to clear up things after I pointed out some inconsistencies in that, so my complaint is also valid.

(And that picture wasn't on any other webpage)

twooffour said:

Well from the looks of it, and according to CP, I DID get it (that I should check my cache to make sure a picture can be posted), but you refused to clear up things after I pointed out some inconsistencies in that, so my complaint is also valid.

(And that picture wasn't on any other webpage)

heh

Posting my age.

Ha-ha, too late on that one.

Aw rats!

Well, looks like I'll go eat some cotton candy and skip now...

Ziggy Stardust said:

Posting my age.

D'oh! I suppose that one could go for me too.

Posting NSFW images in SFW topics.

doubleofive said:

 

twooffour said:

Yea, you gave a hidden stealth "tip" and then refused to elaborate, or address the fact that your "help" was so incomplete and lacking, it was basically useless.

2/4, his tip was the same tip we give everyone who posts a broken hotlink, and we've never had to explain it any more than that.

 

Of course, twooffour is the first semi-intelligent ape to register at OT.com, so it stands to reason that he will generally require a little bit more explanation and hand holding to walk him through simple instructions than your typical human form member might.

You have to understand that twooffour is quite the accomplishment! Truly amazing when you stop and think about it! He may quite literally be the most intelligent chimp in the world; we're very lucky to have him among us.