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The longest post without punctuation

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Who’ll be able to write the longest post without punctuation ?
Rule 1: the only punctuation allowed is the end point.
Rule 2: HerekittykittyX is out of competition.

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The old windows of the posadas 2 glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and the pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

(James Joyce)

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Yet another example of why The New Thread Thread exists.

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I have just corrected the shot although I do not feel the obligation but I remain respectful of the instructions even abstruse and I recognize in Frink a moral authority when it comes to decide on ridiculous or unnecessary things or both.

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HerekittykittyX said:

ZigZig said:
Rule 2: HerekittykittyX is out of competition.

Nice harassment.

OK, just for the record, I’m not harassing you at all, and I didn’t say that you cannot post here. I just mentionned that you cannot compete (because you are obviously the best at writing long sentences without punctuation, and you win the competition without competition).

JEDIT :
I created this (ridiculous) thread AFTER that you have posted, in this particular category, a thread called “Am i the worst Member on this website when it comes to punctuation”. So you can ask this question, but I cannot answer ?

Otherwise, I feel a little insulted by the fact that you invoke Rule 7 (“Personal attacks and slurs based on race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual orientation, disability, etc. aren’t tolerated under any circumstances.”) but nevermind.

/JEDIT

And unlike you, I never wrote that some fans are bad, other are good, and that there are worse or worst fans among others.

So please, just consider that we are in “off topic” category, so the 1st rule (stay on topic) probably does not even apply here.

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ZigZig said:

HerekittykittyX said:

ZigZig said:
Rule 2: HerekittykittyX is out of competition.

Nice harassment.

OK, just for the record, I’m not harassing you at all, and I didn’t say that you cannot post here. I just mentionned that you cannot compete (because you are obviously the best at writing long sentences without punctuation, and you win the competition without competition).

And unlike you, I never wrote that some fans are bad, other are good, and that there are worse or worst fans among others.

So please, just consider that we are in “off topic” category, so the 1st rule (stay on topic) probably does not even apply here.

ZigZig said:

mentionned

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ZigZig said:
So please, just consider that we are in “off topic” category, so the 1st rule (stay on topic) probably does not even apply here.

It does the title says includes off topic.

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why are we even arguing about this herekittykittyx you clearly are the best worst at punctuation im leaving out the punctuation but the thread doesnt say to have grammar so at least theres that i dont think i could stomach using your for youre or there for their because when people do that it really genuinely bothers me and people are doing it more and more these days i hope they dont become interchangeable since sometimes words do that when enough people misspell a word commonly enough i dont think this thread is mocking you herekittykittyx it seems more like a joke sometimes we have joke threads here especially in off topic like when there were umpteen last movie threads or whatever that was annoying and im glad it stopped because the whole first page was filled with nonsense threads you really do need to improve your language skills though because not knowing when to use capitalization or punctuation wont do you any favors for example you would have an extremely difficult time in an office environment and often online even in a place like this or especially in a place like this having bad punctuation severely decreases the perceived validity of your argument because people assume since you dont know well enough to punctuate and capitalize properly that youre also more likely to have no idea what youre talking about so really please you need to work on it thank you and good night

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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chyron8472 said:

why are we even arguing about this herekittykittyx you clearly are the best worst at punctuation im leaving out the punctuation but the thread doesnt say to have grammar so at least theres that i dont think i could stomach using your for youre or there for their because when people do that it really genuinely bothers me and people are doing it more and more these days i hope they dont become interchangeable since sometimes words do that when enough people misspell a word commonly enough i dont think this thread is mocking you herekittykittyx it seems more like a joke sometimes we have joke threads here especially in off topic like when there were umpteen last movie threads or whatever that was annoying and im glad it stopped because the whole first page was filled with nonsense threads you really do need to improve your language skills though because not knowing when to use capitalization or punctuation wont do you any favors for example you would have an extremely difficult time in an office environment and often online even in a place like this or especially in a place like this having bad punctuation severely decreases the perceived validity of your argument because people assume since you dont know well enough to punctuate and capitalize properly that youre also more likely to have no idea what youre talking about so really please you need to work on it thank you and good night

nice try and thank you for feeding this thread in the spirit that prevails but you have forgotten the end point which is however clearly authorized by the rule number 1 which stipulates that the only punctuation allowed is the end point which obliges me to declare your post inadmissible.

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ZigZig said:

Rule 1: the only punctuation allowed is the end point.

/= “must have a period.”

And now I await chyron’s inevitable hilarious PMS joke.

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i’m afraid I understood the reason for chyron’s inevitable PMS joke even though English is not my native language.

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ZigZig said:

chyron8472 said:

why are we even arguing about this herekittykittyx you clearly are the best worst at punctuation im leaving out the punctuation but the thread doesnt say to have grammar so at least theres that i dont think i could stomach using your for youre or there for their because when people do that it really genuinely bothers me and people are doing it more and more these days i hope they dont become interchangeable since sometimes words do that when enough people misspell a word commonly enough i dont think this thread is mocking you herekittykittyx it seems more like a joke sometimes we have joke threads here especially in off topic like when there were umpteen last movie threads or whatever that was annoying and im glad it stopped because the whole first page was filled with nonsense threads you really do need to improve your language skills though because not knowing when to use capitalization or punctuation wont do you any favors for example you would have an extremely difficult time in an office environment and often online even in a place like this or especially in a place like this having bad punctuation severely decreases the perceived validity of your argument because people assume since you dont know well enough to punctuate and capitalize properly that youre also more likely to have no idea what youre talking about so really please you need to work on it thank you and good night

nice try and thank you for feeding this thread in the spirit that prevails but you have forgotten the end point which is however clearly authorized by the rule number 1 which stipulates that the only punctuation allowed is the end point which obliges me to declare your post inadmissible.

ZigZig said:

Who’ll be able to write the longest post without punctuation ?
Rule 1: the only punctuation allowed is the end point.

allowed not required

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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TV’s Frink said:

ZigZig said:

Rule 1: the only punctuation allowed is the end point.

/= “must have a period.”

And now I await chyron’s inevitable hilarious PMS joke.

your assertion suggests i make pms jokes frequently or all the time i don’t make them all the time im snarky on occasion and when im not prompted to pretty much a guarantee for me to not be snarky or witty is to ask me to say something snarky or witty because i feel on the spot and consequently cant think of anything appropriate enough to respond with.

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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chyron8472 said:

ZigZig said:

chyron8472 said:

why are we even arguing about this herekittykittyx you clearly are the best worst at punctuation im leaving out the punctuation but the thread doesnt say to have grammar so at least theres that i dont think i could stomach using your for youre or there for their because when people do that it really genuinely bothers me and people are doing it more and more these days i hope they dont become interchangeable since sometimes words do that when enough people misspell a word commonly enough i dont think this thread is mocking you herekittykittyx it seems more like a joke sometimes we have joke threads here especially in off topic like when there were umpteen last movie threads or whatever that was annoying and im glad it stopped because the whole first page was filled with nonsense threads you really do need to improve your language skills though because not knowing when to use capitalization or punctuation wont do you any favors for example you would have an extremely difficult time in an office environment and often online even in a place like this or especially in a place like this having bad punctuation severely decreases the perceived validity of your argument because people assume since you dont know well enough to punctuate and capitalize properly that youre also more likely to have no idea what youre talking about so really please you need to work on it thank you and good night

nice try and thank you for feeding this thread in the spirit that prevails but you have forgotten the end point which is however clearly authorized by the rule number 1 which stipulates that the only punctuation allowed is the end point which obliges me to declare your post inadmissible.

ZigZig said:

Who’ll be able to write the longest post without punctuation ?
Rule 1: the only punctuation allowed is the end point.

allowed not required

I told myself the same thing when posting my previous message so that I have to admit that you are right on this point as on so many others

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I really don’t enjoy this thread. But that is my problem.